Superpunk’s plan to save the economy!
First of all, Superpunk does not totally believe that there is a true economic downturn. They believe the fear of economic downturn is the problem. Therefore, here is our plan:
Next time you are buying something, for instance when you are in line at Ralph’s buying food say: “Hey, see this lunch meat here? It’s for a sandwich, for work. I just got a job! A great job. Recently! Man, it was easy. And yes, I could afford to go out to eat with my new co-workers, I just like lunch meat.”
Or, if you’re stuck in traffic, unroll your window and tell the guy or gal next to you “I sure am glad that I left early for my first day of work at my new job, what with all this traffic. Of course, I can pay for the gas to just sit here. i have a new job, did I mention that? It was easy to get. Maybe we should carpool!” If they agree to this, make up a fake city that is far from where they live. And as you get off at the next possible exit, after accomplishing your mission, give them a big thumbs up. For them and for you. You just saved the economy!
