Dec
30
A Christmas Tale
As I was falling I knew it was going to be the worst Christmas ever. Damn this folded laundry and hot coffee. I slammed my head against each step. Not on purpose. Blood poured and sprayed simultaneously. The blood actually feels good against the scalding coffee. I can’t believe how long this stupid staircase is, what is this place a freaking southern mansion? Geeze, not even a landing? Ahh my neck!! I heard it snap! Huh, that’s weird, I thought I wou