Jan
4
The Pyramid of Lame
1) “Rockin’ Christmas Carols.” At their best, Christmas carols are sweet and sincere and sung by children. The closer you get to rock ‘n’ roll—gritty, dirty, sex-fueled rock ‘n’ roll—the more embarrassment there is to come.
2) “Ice Skating To AC/DC Songs.” Same thing as above. I just saw a guy (a National Championship skater, mind you) doing a skating routine to “Shook Me All Night Long.” This was all justified by his fist pumps and his “cool guy” shirt.
3) “Old Teachers Doing Skits at School Assemblies.” Sunglasses don’t make you young, no matter how many sunglasses you’re wearing.
