Crime Scene Tape
We bought some crime scene tape for a shoot we have, and the label has enlightened us.
This is a “Hilarious Joke Item” which is also classified as “Official Crime Scene Tape.” Apparently this is the same tape real policemen use for their pranks.
What pranks might those be? Look no further than the back of the label for a prank sampler…
Yes, just THINK of the fun!
Take that, my neighbor’s old car! Get a better job and consequently a better car, you near-retirement veteran!
If judgmental pranks aren’t up your alley, and if putting the tape over your kid’s door doesn’t work (maybe you don’t have children… or your kid is waaaaay uptight), then put it over your OWN bedroom door. Hopefully you’ll forget you ever put it up, then come home from work—tired and a little drunk—then you’ll see the tape.
“Oh no! My wife and kids! My secret murderous personality has returned! Doctor Jacobs, you said I was cured! You said I was CUUUUURED!”
Only $6.99.
