“RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN”
The brother and sister duo were only inhabiting the bodies of children they had killed. They are actually an evil married couple that came down to steal Jack (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson)’s soul because he is a relative of the devil and it will make them all-powerful. Jack eventually kills them by reading a passage from an old family journal and turning them into salt.
“KNOWING”
Nicolas Cage was actually in a coma this entire time since childhood. The numbers he was decoding were amounts and names of medication that he was scribbling down with his one working hand all his life, thus giving the doctors the cure to bring him out of his coma and back into life just in time to see his wife before she dies.
“DUPLICITY”
Claire (Julia Roberts) and Ray (Clive Owen) finally fall in love and decide to work together, but just as they are about to complete the heist, we find out the head boss is five steps ahead of them and has set up the entire plot. Turns out he is their child from the future and has used a time machine to come back and watch his parents in their hey-day, since they are now dead and he misses them.
”I LOVE YOU, MAN”
After Peter (Paul Rudd) and Sydney (Jason Segal) drunkenly join the seminary they realize that their lives are easier and less complicated inside. Paul calls his wife to tell her how he really feels and we cut to a wedding. We see Peter and Sydney at the wedding and it’s revealed that they have become priests. They are officiating the wedding between Paul’s ex-fiancé and the guy she met at the gym. The titular “man” in the title turns out to be God.
“PAUL BLART: MALL COP”
We find out that the charm pendant Paul Blart (Kevin James) wears around his neck was made by the architect who designed the mall. He finally opens it and accidentally drops it into the fountain. The architect, played by Harvey Keitel, appears in the water and tells him about the secret passageway where the cocaine is hidden. Blart finds it and arrests the criminals.
“HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU”
Turns out, he is just that into you. All the women realize they were getting bad advice and end up dating their men. Except for Mary (Drew Barrymore), who finds out her guy is also her new step dad. Her mom apologizes for having a secret wedding and they end up closer than they have ever been before.
“MISS MARCH”
While waiting to be rescued in the cabin, Miss March AKA Cindi Whitehall (Raquel Alessi) reveals she was only going to have sex with Eugene (Zach Cregger) in high school to win a bet and get on the girls floor hockey team. They end up friends and die of hypothermia in each other’s arms.
